It's no secret. They're chinese roaches. And they're here.
[I have to make this guy without all the nasty, terrible details. Or else i would throw up drawing the durn thing.]
I can just see it now.
It's as if they are having a field day in our walls, having so much fun. Then they make a team plan to grab their tennis shoes and run out the [little roach] door just to wave and see if i can catch them. Oh and yes i do. And i kill them. Then i announce: FIELD DAY IS OVER.
They are fast.
I am furious.